U-Gene gets an Apple Tongue Ring. Worn Out
Propped Up
Blade Ruiner
Tech Games 2018
No One Can Hear You Scream
Zeno leaves a proxy robot with the lab to watch over things while he's gone. Proxy Battle
Droning On
I'm Down with Covfefe
Drawing a Blank
The Blabbies
Some Mic it Hot
Illegal Bracketeering
Not Suitable for the MCU
Zeno and Dijon the Armadmillo are torn through a paper shredder a la Banksy's Sotheby's auction performance art. Comic Strips
Hysteria Repeats Itself
A Captive Audience
Zeno educates us on the underlying meaning of phrases like Cultural Anxiety and encourages us to call it what it is. Useful Euphemisms
Zeno explains the concept of False Balance, also known as bothsidesism, in which journalists present an issue as being more balanced between opposing viewpoints than the evidence supports. B-Lab J-School
U-Gene experiences the Microsoft Hololens for the first time. Hololens '95
Uber Disgusting
DNA, MUA, Oy Vey
Snake Oil
Pardon Me?
Scott Pruitt Didn't Doitt
Say Hello to my Little Friend
I'd Like to Tank the Academy
Fantastic Places!
The 'fax Guarding the Henhouse
Bloom and Doom
A Roomba with a View
Zeno clones 40 million fruit flies to comedic effect The Clone Wars
Diamonds in the Rough
Bricked Device
Zeno zaps a Democrat congressman and turns him into the Blue Hulk. A Smashing Success!
Zeno brings a half-dead cat to the lab. Only Half Joking
Zeno's genetically modified avocados become self-aware and wreak havok in the lab. Gone Bad
It Will Be Yuge!
Subway Religion
Zeno explains the Republican party's apparent lack of empathy. Psyyyych!
U-Gene goes down the Pokemon rabbit hole. Augmented Surreality
The Internet in 6 Easy Steps
Foiled Again
Out of the Box Thinking
U-Gene tries to take on Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccino business, but instead ends up vomiting rainbows. The Technicolor Yawn
Zeno invents a toy border wall to calm Trump's tantrums. Pacifying the President
Snack Attack
Zeno outfits his Trump Robot with cruise missiles. Shooting His Mouth Off
U-Gene wishes his mother was Helen Mirren. All About My Mother
U-Gene realizes the US Postal Service's Informed Delivery email feature is a novel new way to receive more junk mail. We Deliver for You!
About that Umlaüt…
Zeno builds an app that tells us how the world will end. Zeno's App of the Week
Comedy by Committee
The guys at the lab get sucked into the trailer for Star Wars: The Last Jedi. An Irresistable Force
Cult of Dolt
Commuter Scooter Polluter
Telling WOPRs
Trump gets Eclipsed
U-Gene doesn't care about Trump's divisive rhetoric until it comes for his wallet. Puke-ular Escalation
Flying Blind
Donald Trump is sad and alone on Christmas when he gets a visit from a very special man in red. An X-Mas Visit from a Man in Red
U-Gene learns the hard way that climate change is, in fact, real. Oh Snap, That's Cold!
When meeting Zeno's technically-minded niece, U-Gene's sexist attitudes bubble to the surface. STEM the Ignorance
Please Stay in Vegas
In response to self-driving cars, Zeno invents self-walking pedestrians. Hilarity ensues. Watch Where We're Going
Loyaly has its Discords
Patent No. US-20220051503-A1
Roswell and Grey, two clueless extraterrestrial visitors, land nearby the lab. Extraterrestrial Inelegants
GOP Making You Sick?
Grand Old Potty
Zeno erases U-Gene's memory so that he can enjoy Stranger Things Season One all over again. Fringe Binge
You're Being Watched
Watch it Wiggle
This comic is delivered using QR Codes. Use your mobile device to visit each panel's URL. Beep Bip Bop Boop
Secret agent Double-o-Duck pays the lab a visit. Double-o-Duck
Zeno explores the hidden meaning of Donald Trump's mysterious Saudi glowing orb. Unless Round is Funny
When U-Gene has a tech issue, Zeno's IT robot is remarkably unhelpful. Not the Droid You're Looking For
Face-off
Zeno takes U-Gene on an adventure through time to teach him the importance of voting. Voting Time!
U-Gene's jetpack is recalled by the EPA. Smögvergnügen
It turns out this comic strip is sponsored by Garfield. Who knew? An Unlikely Sponsor
Kicking Back in the Gun Lobby
Patent No. US-11252952-B2
U-Gene finds an iPhone 4 prototype in bar in Redwood City. An iPhone Walks Into a Bar
Food Coma
Operation Coin-Op
Oh, Snap, That's Low!
Zeno suggests an unusual nominee for the Supreme Court vacancy left by Antonin Scalia. Why Am I Dredding This
Dijon the Armadillo discovers his virtual assistant is not everything it seems. Miss Information
More Fun than a Barrel of Sea Monkeys!
U-Gene gets rid of all of Zeno's stuff that doesn't spark joy. Kondo Minimum
A Massive Rewrite
Zeno provides tips on how to push back on the cruelty of the Republican party. Party Animals
U-Gene freaks out thinking he's gotten ransomware, when really it's just Symantec trying to upgrade him to premium. Kernel Panic
U-Gene greatly underestimates Zeno's niece Petra. Knot Your Mother's Girl Scouts
A Nation Divided
Zeno invents a USB keyboard designed for right-wing crazies. Much-Needed Input
Zeno invents the Passover Seder of the future. The Coming Plague
U-Gene gets a notice from the water district congratulating him for saving water. Water You Worried About?
Power Tie
Debate Debacle