I'm Down with Covfefe
Patent No. US-11252952-B2
Drawing a Blank
Propped Up
Zeno and Dijon the Armadmillo are torn through a paper shredder a la Banksy's Sotheby's auction performance art. Comic Strips
This comic is delivered using QR Codes. Use your mobile device to visit each panel's URL. Beep Bip Bop Boop
Zeno educates us on the underlying meaning of phrases like Cultural Anxiety and encourages us to call it what it is. Useful Euphemisms
Grand Old Potty
Zeno invents a toy border wall to calm Trump's tantrums. Pacifying the President
The Internet in 6 Easy Steps
Zeno takes U-Gene on an adventure through time to teach him the importance of voting. Voting Time!
Zeno erases U-Gene's memory so that he can enjoy Stranger Things Season One all over again. Fringe Binge
Commuter Scooter Polluter
Diamonds in the Rough
U-Gene finds an iPhone 4 prototype in bar in Redwood City. An iPhone Walks Into a Bar
I'd Like to Tank the Academy
U-Gene greatly underestimates Zeno's niece Petra. Knot Your Mother's Girl Scouts
Zeno explores the hidden meaning of Donald Trump's mysterious Saudi glowing orb. Unless Round is Funny
Droning On
When meeting Zeno's technically-minded niece, U-Gene's sexist attitudes bubble to the surface. STEM the Ignorance
Patent No. US-20220051503-A1
When U-Gene has a tech issue, Zeno's IT robot is remarkably unhelpful. Not the Droid You're Looking For
Zeno suggests an unusual nominee for the Supreme Court vacancy left by Antonin Scalia. Why Am I Dredding This
Illegal Bracketeering
U-Gene tries to take on Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccino business, but instead ends up vomiting rainbows. The Technicolor Yawn
Trump gets Eclipsed
Uber Disgusting
Zeno invents a USB keyboard designed for right-wing crazies. Much-Needed Input
Say Hello to my Little Friend
Hysteria Repeats Itself
Blade Ruiner
You're Being Watched
Cult of Dolt
U-Gene learns the hard way that climate change is, in fact, real. Oh Snap, That's Cold!
U-Gene's jetpack is recalled by the EPA. Smögvergnügen
No One Can Hear You Scream
Zeno invents the Passover Seder of the future. The Coming Plague
Please Stay in Vegas
A Massive Rewrite
Fantastic Places!
Comedy by Committee
Pardon Me?
Flying Blind
Snack Attack
Foiled Again
The guys at the lab get sucked into the trailer for Star Wars: The Last Jedi. An Irresistable Force
Not Suitable for the MCU
U-Gene experiences the Microsoft Hololens for the first time. Hololens '95
DNA, MUA, Oy Vey
A Captive Audience
U-Gene gets rid of all of Zeno's stuff that doesn't spark joy. Kondo Minimum
Bloom and Doom
Roswell and Grey, two clueless extraterrestrial visitors, land nearby the lab. Extraterrestrial Inelegants
U-Gene freaks out thinking he's gotten ransomware, when really it's just Symantec trying to upgrade him to premium. Kernel Panic
Operation Coin-Op
Zeno outfits his Trump Robot with cruise missiles. Shooting His Mouth Off
Zeno zaps a Democrat congressman and turns him into the Blue Hulk. A Smashing Success!
Debate Debacle
Watch it Wiggle
Zeno explains the concept of False Balance, also known as bothsidesism, in which journalists present an issue as being more balanced between opposing viewpoints than the evidence supports. B-Lab J-School
Dijon the Armadillo discovers his virtual assistant is not everything it seems. Miss Information
It Will Be Yuge!
Face-off
Zeno brings a half-dead cat to the lab. Only Half Joking
In response to self-driving cars, Zeno invents self-walking pedestrians. Hilarity ensues. Watch Where We're Going
Donald Trump is sad and alone on Christmas when he gets a visit from a very special man in red. An X-Mas Visit from a Man in Red
Oh, Snap, That's Low!
Power Tie
It turns out this comic strip is sponsored by Garfield. Who knew? An Unlikely Sponsor
U-Gene gets a notice from the water district congratulating him for saving water. Water You Worried About?
Zeno builds an app that tells us how the world will end. Zeno's App of the Week
More Fun than a Barrel of Sea Monkeys!
GOP Making You Sick?
Zeno provides tips on how to push back on the cruelty of the Republican party. Party Animals
The 'fax Guarding the Henhouse
Tech Games 2018
Zeno clones 40 million fruit flies to comedic effect The Clone Wars
The Blabbies
Food Coma
A Roomba with a View
U-Gene wishes his mother was Helen Mirren. All About My Mother
U-Gene realizes the US Postal Service's Informed Delivery email feature is a novel new way to receive more junk mail. We Deliver for You!
Out of the Box Thinking
About that Umlaüt…
Zeno's genetically modified avocados become self-aware and wreak havok in the lab. Gone Bad
Loyaly has its Discords
Zeno leaves a proxy robot with the lab to watch over things while he's gone. Proxy Battle
Some Mic it Hot
Kicking Back in the Gun Lobby
Bricked Device
Zeno explains the Republican party's apparent lack of empathy. Psyyyych!
Subway Religion
U-Gene gets an Apple Tongue Ring. Worn Out
Snake Oil
U-Gene doesn't care about Trump's divisive rhetoric until it comes for his wallet. Puke-ular Escalation
Scott Pruitt Didn't Doitt
A Nation Divided
U-Gene goes down the Pokemon rabbit hole. Augmented Surreality
Telling WOPRs
Secret agent Double-o-Duck pays the lab a visit. Double-o-Duck