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B-Lab: "Baby Proofing the White House"
Introducing my new line of safety products for baby-proofing the White House! Protect baby from sudden falls with the “Russia-Gate!” Come to Uncle Mueller! I’ve got a shiny subpoena! Keep baby away from dangerous items with this Hide-O-Book! Book Launch Codes Book (he’ll never look in there!) Cable News Parental Control Lock! Social-Media-Proof Toddler Harness!
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