The Incredible Vote-o-Matic
Exercise your right to vote — without all the exercise!
Here's how it works:
When registered voter (A) views last-minute campaign ads (B), emotional responses are gathered via electrode cap (C). Microcomputer (D) translates results into motor-impulse signals, which are sent via transmitter (E) to brain of trained gibbon (F).
Voila! You've been spared the discomfort often associated with making decisions.